oh sweet jesus

Have you ever thought about calling up your parents and asking them things you've always wondered? needless to say, you never actually do.

Don't be sad, someone might be in love with you and you don't even know it.
All though it is sad someone won't admit their love for you.
even sadder, you personally won't admit your love to someone else.

The probability of you disliking a friend or familiy member because you spend more time with them is just as probable as you liking them even more as you spend more time with them.

don't lend anyone you know money with the intention of ever seeing it back.
This will bring out the shityness in you. This shit causes divorce, murder, and other awful things.
Somepeople say money is the route of all hapiness. Well it goes both fucking ways, wether they are right or wrong.

People walk around naked when nobody else is around. So why don't people do this when people are around? Most of us are curious what other people look like naked. Are you really that ashamed of your penis, breasts, etc...

Lots of people sing in the shower but won't sing anywhere else. Apparently the reverb in the shower helps your confidence.

When was the last time you created something? Your house is filled with shit that other people have made. Wouldn't it be cheaper just to create your own shit?

Things are only worth as much money as you are willing to pay for them. In most parts of the world, cost is negotiable.

Don't spend alot of time trying to be "original". It is highly likely someone else has done it before. And when you are being original, it is only original because you won't tell people who you stole the idea from.

I asked a classroom "Would everyone who has lied at anypoint in their lives please raise their hand." Congratulations those of you who didn't raise your hand, are the least honest people in the room.

Telling people to calm down only makes them less calm. Why do people still tell people to calm down?

Everyone thinks they know how to live life "the right way". If you aren't apparently you aren't doing what you want to.

There is nothing worst then being a hypocrite.

Spending your entire life playing video games isn't a bad thing because you are't causing anyone any harm. You just make for really boring company.

You are fat because you eat to much, plain and simple. People that don't eat, aren't fat. This isn't quantim physics, just simple logic. Cause and effect.

Most people want honesty in a relationship more then any other charcteristic. It is true, we always want, what we can't have.

Someone wants to fuck your significant other. Be greatful.

Everything you want exists. How could you want something that you don't know about? If you can create a god, I can create peace and love, I just have to wrap my mind around it.

You spend more money on yourself then anyone else. We are all selfish, stop pretending your not.

Bible is greek for little books. Go read some bigger books you fucking moron.

That font looks stupid.

Things that people don't like to talk about: Religion, politics, sex, death, and sadness.
Things that are always in the news: Religion, politics, sex, death, and sadness.

Stop trying to pretend your not fucked up, its ok... the rest of us know.

Its just a car, it moves around, why do you treat it better then your wife and children?
it doesn't judge you.

Are you still in love with your ex-wife/husband? You must feel like you fucked up.

note to self don't blog when you are drunk...
My attempt to keep track of my alcohol consumption failed last night.
the last entries were: trays of shots, pitchers of beer... shit these shots are only a dollar.

last thing I remember. Dancing with some guy, and his mom..... weird