Ju Ju Ju Jesus!!

things my generation should be proud of (some of them you actually should be proud of... kind of..but not really) (ignore all spelling mistakes and gramatical errors, I am not going to proof read the fucking thing. I don't do it for the essays I hand in, why would I do it for my blog?):

- anorexia, belemia, breast implants, botox (sorry mom), and lypo suction.
- Logo's, brand names, consumerisum,
- The wars in Iraq, Genocide in Europe, the middle east, and africa (eat your heart out Nazi Germany)
- Neo-cons, the destruction of the welfare state (get a job you bumbs! I don't care if you are actually insane and should be in a mental institute, look at the president, he's fucking nuts and he's got a great job), privitization and the destruction of countless natural resources.
- SUVs!!! (Fuck you hippies! Fuck going on the bus with other people! Im gonna drive a car that can run over buses!! Im fucking RAMBO, Im gonna strap a fucking gattling gun on my hummer) The War on Drugs, patents on drugs that will cure your artherits but kill you, Prozac for ALL!!! Forgetting about Aids, partial cure for aids but making it cost so much only the rich can afford it (and not because its expensive to make, but purely because you invested so much money into reasearching it, you want to make sure you make your money back. Can I get the money I spent of that red ribbion back?.... thanks drug companies, you don't have enough money as it is, take some of mine.)
- Saying no to getting rid of all nuclear weapons. Making more of them and putting them in space!! Saturday night live going to shit! The IMF!!!! The Rolling Stones corporate sponsered tours with nose bleed seats only being $100 so you can hear all those songs you love listening to on Car add comercials during shitty american football!! OH fuck I almost forgot, CHALLENGING THE CALL!!! If pro sports werent slow enough, and interupted by annoying comercials all ready!! YAYAYAYA.
- Viagra and other penis pills, because you are never too old or pyschologically fucked up to have a hard on!! Come over here GrandMa!!
- The Ban on Assault Rifles in America... then getting rid of the ban!!! FUCKING COLUMBINE and all the other kids that got blown away while trying to swallow the shitty education the system feeds them.
- Standardized TESTING!! Cause everyone needs to be judged exactly the same.
- UNIONS and increased wages, and workers rights.... oh wait these things are frowned upon and are being taken away in my generation. Lets all negotiate individually, and then not tell eachtoher what we earn so we can all earn less collectivly!!! YAaa fun!!!
WALMARTS!! OOOhh I wanna get paid as little as legally possible to smile and say "hello" to every depressed housewife that enters this shitty store. I NEED LOTS of cheap shit!!
- The really big SHOPPING cart!! Making fun of kids that wore cheap clothes to school because their father was a drunk and spent all of their money on booze... Come on, you know somebody that made fun of these kids.. maybe you were one of them! Maybe you were the poor kid that was getting made fun of... most likely not, most of my friends are rich.
- YAAAaaaa I'm of an elite social class.
- Ann Coultier, Bill O Rilley and the FOX NEWS Channel! All media outlets being owned by 5 corporations, because our viewpoint on existence isn't limited enough! WOOT.
- Virtual girlfriends rather then real ones!!
- More poverty and starvation in the world despite our ability to produce food becoming easier on a daily basis!!!!!
- Gay rights movements and then telling them they can't get married... Oh who doesn't love teasing a queer.
- Crystal METH and GHB the date rape drug!!!!
- Girls fucking horses on the internet... Now theres no reason to visit the south!!
- September 11th and hating arab people!! Because racisim is so much fun... Lets make sure all blacks stay in shitty, crime infested neighbourhoods, I dont want my hip hop gangster music to no longer be authentic!!!
- 3 Strikes and your out law!! MORE FUCKING JAILS!! YEAAAAAAaa.
- The Mail in re-bate... Who doesn't love ripping off lazy people.
- Credit cards and more personal debt then ever before!!!!! Fucking services fees!! YEee more fun.
- University tuition being more expensive! Student debt is my friend!
- CSI and other stupid shows that don't have to follow a stream of logic or make any sense. Fuck you Sir Arthur Conan Doyle... Sherlocks got shit on that prick with the beard.
- Reality TV Shows... To show us how sad and pathetic some people are... wait whos more pathetic, the people on the show, or the fucking idiots watching it!!!!! In the words of master obwan. "Whos is more of a fool, the fool, or the fool that follows the fool."
- People coverting from Christianity to Jedi or whatever the fuck they are on Star Trek.
- The death of poetry, and it no longer being "cool" to read.
- The Atkins diet and that fat fuck who ate nothing but sub sanwhiches.
- Hollywood gossip replacing real news as peoples main source of "information".
- Me being an asshole and making fun of everything!
- BLOGSSSSSSS
- Holidays that you don't make sense and you have to work on!! AND DON't get paid time and a half!
- Cubicles and office chair Ass!!!! yeaa process those numbers you fucking monkies!
- Golf becoming a fucking cool "sport". Thanks tigger you fake negro! We have something in common though, we both love beautiful sweedish woman! YEAAAA!
- Everything incouraging girls to dress and behave like whores. Then having teenage girls and their mothers ridicule one another for actually being whores!! Makes sense to me!!
- People being convicted guilty and innocent of the same crime. YAA OJ. A black man beath the system!! We are making progress.
- Jews behaving like NAZIS!!! WHat a crazy world!!
- Movies being rated R for swearing and titties, and A for gratuteous violence. Because watching someone getting shot in the head doesnt fuck you up as badly as seeing two people kiss and then telling them that they "fucking love each other". (Suck it up Vietnam, and other war vets. The cencorship board said so.)

I should stop before i can't.

and this is why I shouldn't write after a night of heavy drinking and drug abuse.