why is australlia so conservative?

I found myself wondering, why the fuck are those fun loving Aussies such right wing, conservative bastards? Australlias media is owned by a small few, and whom owns the majority of it..... Those fuckers at the news corporation, better known to us as FOX. If it isn't bad enough that Murdock owns just about every popular newspaper in Australlia, guess what else he owns.

THE NATIONAL RUGBY LEAUGE.

Fucking game over for Australlia. I could control Canadian public opinion, if i bought the NHL and the globe and mail.
Propoganda is everywhere, and my god is it effective.

side note, the News Corporation is starting to buy up the now available Chinese media markets. Sneaky fucker dont ya think.