computer help for all you poor bastards

Ok for all you poor fuckers you are all pissed off at your computers and don't know why they are so fucked up this is for you.
Don't use programs such as spyware remover, etc... These will fuck up your system registry and they just replace other companies spyware with their own spyware. Sneaky fuckers!!!
1st! MSCONFIG - This is how you control what programs boot up when you start up your computer. to get to it do this. go to the start ment> then run? then type in "msconfig" then enter. A menu will pop up. Go to Startup. This will have a list of programs that boot up when you start your computer. Generally you don't fucking need any of them. So uncheck all of these sluts. click ok. and restart your computer.
it will boot up with somemenu saying "blablbablablbla" click on the box so this doesn't come up anymore. This is how you turn these programs off. HOWEVER these sneaky fuckers will turn themselves back on.

2ND! Go through your control panel and remove all shit you don't think you need. You most likely will be like? well i dont know what the fuck to delete!! If you are the only person using your computer. Think of all the programs you run. If you aren't sure, fucking get rid of it. If you need it, changes are you can download it and install it again, or you have the discs to install it.

In order to make sure you don't keep on getting fucking spyware USE A DIFFERENT INTERNET WEB BROWSER. IE (internet explorer) is a peice of shit. Download FIREFOX. It is the safest and 2nd most compatible with all website. I use OPERA but on some websites things don't work 100%. download all this shit at download.com

3RD. There are tons of fucking things you can and should do. Basics are "DEFRGMENT" and "scan disc" your computer alot. I reccomend reformating your computer every 6 months. But thats just me.

4th. You can turn off all these stupid services that windows always boots up, that you dont ever need. This is a little more complex. For other tips visit tweakxp.com

5th. If you want a real solution! go buy a fucking MAC. PC's and Microsoft are intentionally made to be shitty as hell. This way they can build an entire industry around it. Why do you think Bill Gates is one of the richest men in the world? Good Software? Genius? Sneaky EVIL, PROFITING FUCKER!

Merry Christmas FUCKERS.